she said my fanfic was “kawaii desu”
and that’s when I killed her, your honor

so I turned my head to kiss my dog cuz she sat on my shoulder
but she put her butt on my shoulder
I kisssed my dog’s ass

nopartylikeagatsbyparty:

I find it ridiculous that the five people that make up the landing party are the first five people in the chain of command aboard the enterprise. Does no one realize what a stupid plan that is?

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND TREK

dggeoff:

mindoferror:

what if Gavin Free got fired from Roosterteeth

amazingsuperwholockisnotonfire:

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I fucking love this movie

kierons:

[ROLLS OUT OF BED] [SPRINTS DOWN THE STAIRS] [TRIPS THREE TIMES] [STUMBLES OUT OF HOUSE] [RACES DOWN THE STREET] [LOCATES UR HOUSE] [CLIMBS UR WALL LIKE SPIDERMAN] [ENTERS UR ROOM THROUGH UR CONVENIENTLY OPEN WINDOW] [BRUSHES SELF OFF] did someone say gavin free

Star Trek XII: Chekov Develops An Ulcer

#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical

Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

jesus-was-a-gay-hipster:

letmelarryyou:

makesmyspeakersgoboomboom:

kansasprincess97:

Hell yeah!

OH MY GOD

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